Ok, Look at that thing up there. See it? That is called an Octabong. These guys are running ads on various blog sites promo-ing this thing. It kinda reminds me of this thing that these aliens used to impregnate me with last week. Man, that was a weird night... Fucking Canadians. Anyway, This thing is designed to not only fuck you up, but your entire neighborhood, all your sisterwives, Boyscout Troop and Ward house. What happened to the gpood ol' days when when it was one bong, one man or woman? The Beer bong was once a moment of intamacy in a room full of drunken assholes. Everyone was cheering your name. You remember, don't you? "Here to brother Mikey, brother Mikey, brother Mikey" or Drink Mutha fucker!!! Drink Mutha fucker!!! Drink till you Puke!!! it was your time in the spotlight. Now this thing comes along and turns that tiny, perfect moment into a sectarian orgy of swill. My friends, I say Nay! Nay to turning us into drunk'n, Beer Bonging Borgs. They will not assimilate me my friends.
Monday, November 28, 2005
Where Have all the Cowboys Gone?
Ok, Look at that thing up there. See it? That is called an Octabong. These guys are running ads on various blog sites promo-ing this thing. It kinda reminds me of this thing that these aliens used to impregnate me with last week. Man, that was a weird night... Fucking Canadians. Anyway, This thing is designed to not only fuck you up, but your entire neighborhood, all your sisterwives, Boyscout Troop and Ward house. What happened to the gpood ol' days when when it was one bong, one man or woman? The Beer bong was once a moment of intamacy in a room full of drunken assholes. Everyone was cheering your name. You remember, don't you? "Here to brother Mikey, brother Mikey, brother Mikey" or Drink Mutha fucker!!! Drink Mutha fucker!!! Drink till you Puke!!! it was your time in the spotlight. Now this thing comes along and turns that tiny, perfect moment into a sectarian orgy of swill. My friends, I say Nay! Nay to turning us into drunk'n, Beer Bonging Borgs. They will not assimilate me my friends.
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Finally, something that will help me get through The Holidays. This will put a whole new meaning to the term "Family Gatherings".
Just remember to tell Ryan. Only one tube per person.
Hmmmm. Just wanted to set the record straight. I have an Octabong and it has eight chambers, so it's not a swill tank. A compartmented dispensing apparatus (aka. Octabong) seperates lager, porter, pales, you name it. Everyone I know who party with it have a better time together. Way better than bonging by yourself...Take a better look at what you're ranting on before passing judgement.
Flip Octabong upside down and you'll understand the reason why it was built, to seperate beer, my friend...Friggin sweet!
Anonymous Guys, I think you guys got lost in the Sarcasm. This blog is about all things beer. Nothing really gets poo-pooed around here, unless it's really shitty bear. Anything that ehances the enjoyment of beer is talked about, if it's funny it gets made fun of. Do you honestly think, that if was presentrd with the opportunity to try the ocatabong, I would say, nah? Hell no! I'd suckle up to that thing like puppies on a tit! Thank for checking out the blog. and don't hesitate to shove my face in the shit if you think i've got my head up my ass. -mikey
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